Everything Will Kill You T-Shirt

The cozy, broken-in tee you'll reach for first. Comfort Colors® tees are garment-dyed (dyed after sewing) and soft-washed, so they feel lived-in from the very first wear and have that slightly faded, vintage look.

• Heavyweight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) of 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit: a roomier cut with no side seams, so the tee keeps its tubular shape
• Built to last: double-needle stitching, twill-taped neck and shoulders
• One of a kind: garment dyeing gives every shirt its own character, so the color may vary slightly from the photos and from shirt to shirt

Comfort Colors® vs our classic tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 — heavyweight 6.1 oz · relaxed fit · garment-dyed vintage look · 100% ring-spun cotton
Bella+Canvas 3001 — lightweight 4.2 oz · true-to-size retail fit · crisp classic look · breathable and easy to layer

Prefer the lighter one? Switch to Bella+Canvas with the buttons above the size and color options.

✨Unisex heavyweight Comfort Colors® tee, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel and printed with DTG technology.

Embrace the thrill of adventure with the "Everything Will Kill You" t-shirt, where humor meets the rugged outdoors. Featuring a vintage badge design of a man climbing a tree to escape a bear, this tee reminds us that life's too short not to choose fun. Crafted from soft, durable Comfort Colors cotton, it’s your perfect companion from trailhead to campfire, with colors and prints that withstand the test of time. Designed to run a touch relaxed, it’s ideal to size up for that effortlessly casual look. Enjoy easy exchanges and quick delivery, so you’re all set for your next escapade.

Searching for a unique gift for the hiker who defies the ordinary? This amusing camping tee is certain to delight nature lovers with a penchant for adventure. Whether for a wild outdoor anniversary or adding flair to van life, it’s a dependable choice for compliments on the trail. And with fast, hassle-free shipping and free size exchanges, gift-giving just got easier. Watch their eyes light up as they unwrap not just a t-shirt, but their new favorite adventure buddy. Surprise them with style that’s as bold as their journey.

✅100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk

✅Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))

✅Relaxed fit

✅Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric (color may vary slightly)

✅No side seams, double-needle stitching

✅Printed, Packaged & Shipped in the USA

✅Inspired by Nature and Humor of Our Outdoor Buddies

Highest Quality Thanks to Traditional Printing Methods!
Our tees are printed using eco-friendly DTG technology — where the ink blends directly into the fabric for a soft feel, vibrant colors, and long-lasting durability.
Made for trail lovers and memory makers. This tee celebrates the joy of hiking, camping, and sharing moments outdoors — crafted for comfort, connection, and giving back to nature.

Shop Consciously - Choose Quality and Style.

Garment-dyed cotton likes a gentle wash. These steps keep your tee soft and its color rich for longer!

✅Wash Inside Out, With Like Colors
The manufacturer's tip for garment-dyed cotton.

✅Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 86F)
✅Bleach: only non-chlorine (oxygen) bleach
✅Tumble dry: low heat
✅Do not iron
✅Do not dry-clean

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
Production Time: 1-3 business days. (Usually 2 days)
Fast Delivery: 2-5 business days. (Usually 3 days)

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our customers' satisfaction is our priority. Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn't right.

We would just like to kindly remind that all products are made using made-to-order printing model, in the interests of our environment, so please check the size chart above before placing an order.